Tuesday, October 02, 2007

Sexiest Beatle



Lennon, Baby!

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

God, I miss Michael so much. I really LOVED him, and he knew me better than anyone I've ever known. He was so tender and gentle - so warm - and he loved me, too. My heart bleeds as we're not in touch anymore. Oh, The Agony...

Beth Austin said...

I'm sure you do feel that you miss him. But then 6 months ago, you were "missing" someone else and similarly acting suicidal and making dramatic public statements to that effect. And 6 months before him, there was someone else... Honey, it's an ongoing pattern of having online crushes and then trying to portray them ALL as "dramas of the century." They're all piddly.

Beth Austin said...

p.s. Oh lord, why am I even coming back to this topic! [big sigh] I forgot to mention above:

What, did those BOYS freak out the second you started acting "real"? Was your real self too harsh for their "tender, gentle, warm, and BORING" souls?

Just let that concept sit for a while.

Anonymous said...

Oh, they know all about me and I do *act real* since you were concerned. Michael lasted not just 6 months, but 18 months as a matter of fact. Thank God I'm over him now - onkel_hans is extremely sexy and he wants to meet me after he saw my new photos - he's got a TERRIFIC body - and he's very smart, too. God, I think I'm in love all over again...

Beth Austin said...

Well, yum-yum! Go for der cheesy Onkel! ;p

Beth Austin said...

Honey...I've known you since 2001, so I'm being patient.

You don't "act real" online. You act "sexy" and play dumb. And these generic dorky online boys with fetishes for Ayn Rand really get off on that. I sincerely doubt that "Michael" lasted 18 months! Or that he ever caught a glimpse of your real self or opinions.

I just focused on "Onkel Hans" 'cause he was so obvious and silly. And then, sure 'nuff, you then said: "Onkel Hans---I lub him!" I was JOKING! ;p

Honey...I'm tired. You have terrible taste in "love interests," all second-hand, by suggestion. (For instance, until I mentioned "Onkel Hans," you didn't consider him...)

Anonymous said...

John's great and sexy
missss him, love him
peace