While I was searching for Zelda images online, I came across a place where you could actually order Zelda shoes! I thought they were so beautiful, and I wanted a pair. They were $65, and I thought long and hard about how I'd not been attracted to anything for over a year now and how much I really liked these shoes and how really happy these shoes would make me, and how I hadn't bought anything for over a year and how I finally had a little bit of extra money to spare, and then I clicked to order. And then an $8.95 service charge showed up.
I started crying and cancelled the order. Why. What is the difference between a $65 pair of shoes and a $74 pair of shoes? Why am I so saddened by this?