Saturday, January 12, 2013

Alcohol vs. Salad Story Starters


At first, as a drinker, I laughed smugly at the picture's truism. But then thought for a second (based on true-life "trauma"):

"After he'd tossed his bowl of salad at my head, he then ran to the living room and snatched from the top of the TV the antique letter opener, which he then ran back to brandish at my still-astonished dinner-table face."

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