Tuesday, July 30, 2013

In the "Say It Ain't So" department

No, Vogue girls, NOOOOOOO!

Pretty Ugly: Why Vogue Girls Have Fallen for the Birkenstock



(I don't care how they try to spiff them up: Birkenstocks will always be the most unattractive shoe EVERRRRRRRR! Oh wait: The Teva definitely gives the Birk a run--ooops, I meant "super-comfy shuffling walk"-- for its money...)

3 comments:

e.f. bartlam said...

Birkenstocks are the work of the devil.

Beth Austin said...

I liked the quote from one Vogue-er who wears them around the house: "When my husband sees them, he says I’m lucky that we’re already married." :)

e.f. bartlam said...

Ha.

A woman's legs are God's most beautiful creation...and there at the end you have the elegant shape of a woman's foot.

So, what do you do...shove 'em into a card board box with buckles or onto a piece of old tire and tent straps.

It should be illegal.