Sunday, April 27, 2014

In Praise of Jacking Off

I haven't written this ode yet.

Let me just say, though, that Saturday I woke up sooooo full of hatred for someone not paying any attention to me. I was just WALLOWING in the Hate and negativity, not getting a single one of my needs met -- emotional, intellectual, physical, you name it; I was being completely ignored.

And then I "figured out" and gave myself a little lecture: "Pent-up emotional/sexual energy? No relief in sight? That's what fantasizing/jacking off is for, you idiot!"  :)

I felt so much better after. It's amazing how sometimes fantasy can fill EXACTLY the same niche, and relax you as much, as a real-life person. (Thanks, Joan.)

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