The dicks at the apartment overlooking mine who've given me so much grief with their ongoing obnoxiousness (partying on their stoop and at the apartment pool) moved out tonight! Before I re-signed my lease a few weeks ago, my apartment manager assured me that their last day was March 5, but somehow I didn't quite believe it... It's true!
I heard a large CRASH around 6pm... Boo-hoo, the dicks had dropped their couch as they were moving out.
When I moved in over a year ago in April 2017, these assholes were parked in chairs in front of their apartment watching me and sniggering as I struggled to haul stuff in to my apartment. Tonight, I briefly contemplated sitting out back and watching their own dickish struggles to move their shit.
Thank GOD they're gone.
(Though, The Overlook isn't yet dumbshit free: The punk couple in the apartment to the right of The Dicks just had the police called to the apartment Friday night. I peered out through the sliding-glass door during the police call; the police isolated the male and talked to him for 15 minutes. Haven't seen them since.)