My mother and I are now speaking again. It's been an off-and-on thing for the past few years, but this year we're speaking and doing holidays.
Here's a photo of a couple of my gag gifts to her. The plunger tree because she claims that she has no toilet plunger in her house, and hasn't had one for the past 10 years. (Really? Even if your own shit is quite delicate, you DO have my brother and his sons visiting your house every month---there is NO danger at all of anyone ever stopping up your plumbing??) Oh, and the Trump/Musk ornament didn't come with the Amazon-bought tree---I bought that extra! Hee-hee!
And then she wanted some good wine. I did get her some, but plan on presenting her with the Snoop Dogg wine first!
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