Tuesday, July 31, 2018

Thanks, Marlboro!


Thanks, Marlboro, for birthday wishes! It's not my birthday quite yet, but, unlike anyone else in my life, Marlboro always sends me a card on time AND gives me something I like (or at least SOMETHING) --- cigarette coupons!

p.s. If I happen to die of lung cancer in the future... well, I'm post-50. Everyone dies of something then, either genetically or from self-abuse. Cigs gave me some pleasure. And some birthday cards. (And, back when Marlboro was giving out barn-coats and grills when you sent in "miles" from the packs --- a barn-coat and grill and BBQ knife set, et al.)

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