Ha-ha-ha-ha! After the VERY FIRST weekend that my apartment pool has been open in over a year since being shut down because of Covid... My white-trash neighbors were ALREADY, according to the below message just received today from apartment management, fighting AND fucking at the newly opened pool from 2am to 5am this past Friday night/Saturday morn.
This missive in today's mail:
With multiple complaints and concerns from fellow neighbors, it has come
to our attention that some events took place at our community pool
Friday night following Saturday morning around 2-5am that were utterly
disruptive to the surrounding neighbors reaching as far as the other
side of the community. These events were strictly against-- not only
community policies but also city ordinance. This behavior is
unacceptable and will not be tolerated by our community. Let us remember
what is not only in all of your signed handbooks but in two recent
announcements on the resident portal. To be more clear and extend on
what is firmly written-- our pool hours from 10am - 10pm apply to all
residents and guests. Nudity, including inappropriate and intimate
activities are unacceptable in our public amenity spaces at any time.
Other unacceptable activities which fall under basic respect for other
people as well as the written ‘Good Neighbor Policy’ (also found in your
handbook) are not being courteous to neighbors in noise level such as
fighting. Please remember that signing a lease contract with R----
Management is agreeing to all of its guidelines and policies which
includes making sure guests you bring into our community are following
the same expectations. Please note that our management may, and will
refuse anyone admission to the pool.
To our neighbors, we apologize on behalf of this group of individuals
and highly encourage you to call the police if anything like this occurs
during closed business hours. If there are any disturbances past the
city ordinance, please report the incident to authorities and inform the
leasing office the following business day. If you have any information
on who these individuals are, I encourage you to email, call or visit
the leasing office. You will automatically be an anonymous source--your
privacy is respected.
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What is so amazing to me: I heard NONE of this going on! And I'm usually the first to pop out and tell someone else to shut up: firecrackers going off, kids in my apartment or on my roof or kicking balls against walls, loud music next door, parties after 10pm at a picnic table... I'm not shy! Granted, there's one row of apartments between me and the pool, but still---how did I miss all of this excitement?!
What's even more amazing during today's extremely lax times: Someone is actually calling people on their obnoxious shit! Bravo, Apartment Management!
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