Monday, December 24, 2018

I got called "ma'am" twice today.

I've got 11 days off work for Christmas, with a bunch of stuff to do.

Day One: Did grocery shopping for the next two weeks, including cigs for two weeks and champagne for New Year's.
Day Two:  Did not just regular laundry but also sheets from a bed that has not been properly slept in for 6 months. I washed every single thing in my house that needed washing.

Today (Day Two), around 9am, I was out in my backyard beating my comforter, when a 20-something guy walked by with his dog. I said "Good morning." The guy said back, "Morning, ma'am."

An hour or so later, I was in the process of doing my 4 loads of laundry in the laundry room. As I entered, there was one guy there. I said "Good morning," and then saw a debit card sitting on one of the laundry machines. I asked the guy if the card was his: "Yes,  ma'am."

I wasn't dressed in a muu-muu or anything. I appreciate the politeness of these young men, but...I used to think I was cute.

Now that I know I'm no longer cute... Perhaps best to "work it" when it comes to apartment living. When I want to criticize the next-door neighbors for their loud music, all I need to do is show up at their door with my glasses and sweatpants and they'll then feel bad for inconveniencing their elders.

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